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I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PHIL

S2G AMAIMON

# bitterswxxts # { i j u st chok ed } # { omf g g }

BEING OLDER THAN ME JUST MEANS YOUR ASS IS SAGGIER THAN MINE OLD MAN
AND I’LL SHOVE THAT CANDY STICK RIGHT DOWN YOUR LIE SPEWING CLOWN THROAT.

how strange

I could have sworn there was a whining sound just now

I’m sorry, did you say something? ✩ ~

7 years ago (♥ 8) / via / source

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# bitterswxxts # { omf g } # ;crack

bitterswxxts:

mai mon has no manners
maimon does has he pleases
aniue is not fabulous
pffffffffffftttttt
sass?
more like
saggyass
pls phIL
get your shit together

do you want aniue to disown you

do you

psh

look here shit son my ass is better than yours

I got another +2000 years on this thing more than you at least

go choke on a candy stick and come back when you’ve grown dear

7 years ago (♥ 8) / via / source

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# bitterswxxts # { thats the sort of icon that represents Amaimon when he's looking at asses tbh } # { 'the Amaimon ass watch' } # { booty face } # { okay I don't know where I was going with this } # { also I read that as 'sassgayass' don't hurt me } # ;crack

bitterswxxts replied to your post:

ama is gonna start calling mephi phil now just fyi

omfg

amaimon pls

aniue taught you manners where are your manners

you call him ‘fabulous’ or 'sass king’ or 'fine piece of majestic ass’
or Philes at the least c'mon now bruh

7 years ago (♥ 8)

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# bitterswxxts # otouto can you not 8| # { phil-es } # { ahaa good pun } # { no? no okay # i'll see myself out }

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